JOHOR

it was my first trip 2 johor i think last sunday.my family n i were attending my cousin's wedding.so we reach there about 10.so the wedding was hell in a hall.i normally hate weddings so my bro,sis n me make jokes.so normally in indian wedding all the sides will be food.so there was like 3 row of chairs.my family sat at the 2nd row. so the third row was near 2 the food.so den my bro told me something,who sit at the 3rd wanted 2 take the food first.n it is true. groom hv 2 tie a string call 'thali'at the bride's neck.normally they will eat after they tie the string.so it when like this juz b4 the groom tied the string at the bride's neck 1 of the person it 3rd row started 2 take food n when the groom finish tieing the string 80% of the ppl who came 2 the wedding when 2 the food corner i told my family they were E.M(eating machine) n they really put a lot.so den later we when back after the wedding finish.

THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

2day suppose 2 be one of my most exciting day but it only last until 10 a.m. after playing with kamal,haziq,nafis and amira.we played badminton n den played basketball.den later we went 2 u8 2 buy some things.after tat they wanted 2 go 2 the pondok near our school but i didn go bcause had 2 go see my bro n his band with my sis in KL 4 asian beat.i went there at 1 p.m. so we went there n saw the contestant practicing.there were about 23 band playing.den when it started the 1st song was ok so i taught the whole show will be ok.but when the 4th band played,starting 4rom there i suffered i mean my whole family suffered.they were like screaming.they were psycho ppl maybe they came 4rom tanjung rambutan.my mom call them barking dogs m it's worse den them.the drum was so loud until my head started 2 pain.i was suffering 4rom the most noisiest sound ever.all the band played rock song but my bro's band played fusion.and the best part was went i said 'fuck u ppl' my parents didn even hear.n the wole show supposed 2 be about 2-3 hours but it ended 5 hours later.so was seating there with my parents closing my ears with my mom.i dont know how my father can tahan the sound.but when u closed ur years the song sounds nice tats the weird part.den when all the bands finished i was glad it's over but i spoke 2 soon.the 2006 winner something like tat perform n it started again, the barking dogs.after it ends it was time 4 the judge 2 decide who win.there was prizes 4 the best vocalist,guitarist,drummer,bassis n keyboard player 2 bad 4 my bro he played the saxaphone and the 3rd,2nd and the best band.so it took half an hour 4 the judge 2 make the decision. i was like hurry lah fuckers.my butt was like so hot bcause i was juz sitting there.so finally they came n announced 2 bad my bro's band didn win any prize.so when we went 2 the car i said no music my eardrum was like going 2 explode.so tats how i suffered.

sperm

everybody is a sperm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hooray.cheers 4 sperm..................................................................i'm bored.so gay lah writing like this.

SENI (ART)

ppl think of seni (art) as something 2 admire or its very fascinating 2 see but it is changing.it is starting 2 kill ppl.it started when Pn Rosita our seni teacher ask us 2 carved a wood and then it happen.the first victim who almost died was Andrew Ho Ken Chye s/o Ho Peng Khoon s/o ......... i forgot already nvm well he was almost kill by a tragic incident.it happen a few days back when he was carving the wood Pn Rosita ask us 2 do he was carving the wood dengan teliti when suddenly the carving tool got stuck.he push harder and then suddenly it when past through an cut his wrist.the cut was almost at his veins just one more dot and he would be dead.and now its still happening hurting ppl one by one until it come its first victim hahahahahaha (the evil laugh). so far now one has died but there ppl who were hurt the victims are jaslyn (got three times cut at her thumb), jannah (got one time cut at her hand somewhere and until now she has the phobia that is the carvphobia) and also farhan(got cut somewhere at his hand) and many more. so for pple out there who is still doing their carving be careful its our buggy back world out there(i got this statement from the movie 'bugs life :D) p.s if anyone got hurt its not my fault dont say i didn't warn u guys all u can do is blame PN. ROSITA.

GIRLS GONE WILD

girls,ppl use 2 thing they are very kind sweet and etc but this has change.like in one advertisement they say 'zaman dah berubah dunia dah maju' especially the girls in our class (2 OMEGA) one of them is eelynn.u can see her blog when her phone kena rampas.n also jannah and jas (the double j) they were carving a wood today (21/10/2008) when suddenly they cut their finger. its like they wanted 2 kill someone and then it cut their.so violent.

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